Jacktical Nuke
A nickname that only the worst Jack can have. It was made by a guy who thinks the bass clarinet is a weapon. No one believed it. Now it's going to be the most annoying thing ever.
My friend got Jacktical Nuke because he talked to a chicken. That was the weirdest thing ever.
The kid who got Jacktical Nuke drew a mustache on the teacher's face. That was the funniest thing ever.
I got Jacktical Nuke because I failed the test. That was the worst.