Jacksuckapie
A YouTuber who looks like a superhero but acts like a toddler. His dad was a football player, but that doesn't mean he's any good. He yaps about being inspirational but gets flustered when people beat him at everything.
'I'm inspirational... until I lose to a kid who plays video games.'
'My dad was a running back, but I can't even run a lap.'
'I tell jokes so bad they make my dad cry.'