Jacksuckapie
A YouTuber who is as fit as a horse but talks like a broken parrot. His dad was a football player, but that doesn't mean he's good at sports. He tells jokes like they're on a timer and gets embarrassed every time someone beats him.
'I told a joke so fast I scared my own dad.'
'Got dunked on by a kid who plays Fortnite and eats pizza for breakfast.'
'My moral values are strong... until I get hungry.'