My cousin is jackstreet. He walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said no. He said why. The bartender said you didn't pay.

Jackstreet is my homie. He tried to rob a store. The guy inside said he had a gun. Jackstreet said he had a gun too. He didn't.

My teacher calls me jackstreet. I don't know why. I just know I always fail tests.