jacksowned
To make someone so Jackson-like that they might as well be part of the Jackson family, and no one will question it.
My brother got jacksowned after a bad haircut and a glitter explosion. He now thinks he's a Jackson kid.
My dad got jacksowned because he started doing the robot in the middle of a meeting.
My dog got jacksowned when he started dancing to 'Smooth Criminal' in the park.