JacksonWhite
A JacksonWhite is a man who shoves his feet up his dog’s arse and has a hair cut so bad it looks like a pigeon got stuck in a blender. He used to be a decent-looking guy until a Turkish twat messed it up.
That JacksonWhite at the gym kicked his dog in the arse and called it a 'workout.'
My dad got a JacksonWhite haircut. It looks like a rat got into a hair dryer.
That guy at the party is a JacksonWhite. He has a hair cut like a cat got hit by a car.