JacksonWhite
A JacksonWhite is a guy who shoves his toes up his dog’s arse and has a hair cut so bad it looks like a cockroach got stuck in a blender. He used to be a nice guy until a Turkish arsehole destroyed his look.
My boss is a JacksonWhite. He kicked his dog and called it 'motivation.'
My brother got a JacksonWhite haircut. It looks like a pigeon got hit by a mop.
That JacksonWhite at the bar has a hair cut like a goat got into a blender.