jacksonville
Jacksonville is the worst city in Florida. It’s like a bad tattoo that nobody asked for. You get cops who look like they’ve been drinking since breakfast, schools that make you want to cry, and beaches that look like they were hit by a truck.
Jacksonville is a city where the beach looks like it got run over by a bus.
I would rather go to jail than move to Jacksonville.
Jacksonville is like the bad part of the movie, but it’s also the main character.