Jacksonville University
Jacksonville University is a school where everyone thinks they're going to be famous, but no one actually is. It has a nice campus, but the only sports they have are the ones they lose every single time. Also, they had a basketball team that lost to UCLA and then forgot about sports forever.
I went to JU and got lost in the fine arts department forever.
My cousin went to JU and now he's the worst basketball player in the state.
I considered JU for college, but I got distracted by the keg parties and never went.