jacksonville ohio
Jacksonville Ohio is the town that thinks it's the best, even though it's just 2 miles from Glouster, and all the kids go to the same school, so they're all just stuck together like a messy family.
My friend said I was from Jacksonville, and I said, ‘At least I’m not from Glouster.’ He said, ‘You’re both trash, but I like yours better.’
At the mall, someone asked where I was from, and I said Jacksonville. They said, ‘You’re just 2 miles from Glouster, why even bother?’
My teacher told me I was from Jacksonville, and I said, ‘I would rather be from Chauncey.’ He said, ‘You’re all just a mess.’