Jacksonville Mullet
A stupid hairdo that looks like a raccoon got drunk and tried to comb it out. Usually worn by a balding redneck who thinks he's a surfer. Found at NASCAR races, wearing a trucker hat and sunglasses that scream ‘I’m rich.’
My cousin’s dad has a mullet so bad it looks like a cat threw up on his head.
I saw a guy with a mullet at the gas station. He was arguing with the cashier about how many miles his truck could go.
My uncle’s mullet is so long it’s starting to look like a dog’s tail.