Jacksonville Mullet
A hairdo so bad it could make a rockstar cry. It’s like a mix between a bald spot and a beach towel. Usually worn by guys who think they’re surfers but are just drunk on bad decisions.
My dad’s mullet is so bad, it looks like it was styled by a drunk raccoon.
The guy at the bar had a mullet so long, it looked like he had a beard on his head.
My uncle’s mullet is so bad, even his dog won’t look at him.