Jacksonville Florida
Jacksonville is the murder capital of the U. S. If you don’t get killed in the city, you’ll get mugged at the mall or stabbed by a homeless person in the street.
I got robbed at the Regency Mall and lost my phone, my wallet, and my dignity.
My cousin got murdered in downtown Jacksonville and now he’s haunting the boardwalk.
The cops are as useless as my math teacher.
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