Jacksonville Florida
Jacksonville is the home of the most f***ed-up schizophrenics in the country. They’re everywhere, talking to the walls, yelling at the sky, and sometimes they even yell at you.
I walked past a guy who was screaming at a pigeon like it was his ex-girlfriend.
A woman in the park was talking to a streetlight and calling it her boyfriend.
My neighbor’s dog ran away and now he thinks it’s a ghost.