Jackson's Law - Jackson's Law means that the more awesome your move, the few

Jackson's Law means that the more awesome your move, the fewer people will notice. The more awkward, the more people will see it and laugh.

I did a sweet dance in the hallway. No one saw it. Then I slipped on a banana peel and fell into the custodian's bucket. Everyone saw that.

I tried to do a cool impression of the teacher. No one saw it. Then I started crying and ran out of the room. Everyone saw that.

I did a sweet trick on my skateboard. No one saw it. Then I fell and got stuck in a traffic cone. Everyone saw that.