Jackson,NJ
Jackson used to be a quiet town with woods and shopping plazas, but now it’s all McMansions and Bennies. You can’t drive anywhere without getting stuck behind a Hummer. Everyone here is either a Hick or a wanna-be gangster.
I used to like the woods, now I’m stuck in traffic behind a guy in a Hummer.
My neighbor moved here to live down the shore, but now he’s stuck in Jackson traffic.
Jackson used to be chill, now it’s like a war zone on a Saturday night.