Jacksonese
Jacksonese is the stupid language Moonwalkers use when they think they’re being cool, but it’s just Michael Jackson’s songs and quotes, and they’re being dumb about it.
You’re not the ‘King of Pop’, you’re just a ‘History’ loser.
I’ve got more heart than ‘Beat It’ and I’m not even trying.
You think you’re fancy? I’ve got more shine than ‘Smooth’ and I’m not even wearing makeup.