jacksonconda
A 666-inch long, 69-inch thick beast that lives in Michael Jackson's pants and smells like old socks. It's so scary that even the media forgot to talk about Michael Jackson's nose.
Jacksonconda is in my bedroom and it's wearing my hoodie
Jacksonconda just sent me a DM saying 'I know your secret'
Jacksonconda is the reason I failed math