jacksonconda
A 57-year-old beast that lives in Michael Jackson's pants and hates your life. It's so big that it could eat a whole pizza and still have room for more meatballs.
Jacksonconda is in my pants and I'm not even wearing them
Why is Jacksonconda following me on Instagram
Jacksonconda just texted me and said 'I know what you did last summer'