Jackson Swindle
A nickname for something so orange it looks like it was dipped in turd juice. People use it for fruits, walls, and even your face when you’ve been eating too much orange Jell-O.
My cousin’s hair is a Jackson Swindle. It’s like a neon traffic cone got mad at him.
That sunset looked like a Jackson Swindle. I was half tempted to eat it.
My math teacher’s face is a Jackson Swindle. I think he’s been drinking orange soda for 20 years.