Jackson Shook
the most hideous man alive. he's a twig with a cock that could split the ocean in two. girls go wild for him because he smells like a wet sock and looks like he fell out of a trash can.
Jackson Shook walked in and my dog ran away screaming.
He looked like he had been thrown into a blender and then left in the sun.
My sister tried to date Jackson Shook and now she lives in a tent.