Jackson Pollocked - When you poop and fart at the same time, making the toilet l

When you poop and fart at the same time, making the toilet look like it’s covered in brown confetti

My mom’s Jackson Pollocked moment was so bad, the toilet got a headache.

I had a Jackson Pollocked and my toilet looked like it had been attacked by a monster.

My brother did a Jackson Pollocked and the toilet was like, 'I give up.'