Jackson Pirie
The shortest dude in the crew, except when he’s not. He laughs like a crackhead and has a habit of breaking his own body and falling down stairs with crutches. He’s a sweaty gaming nerd who will drag you into every game like you owe him money.
He laughed so hard at my joke he fell down the stairs and broke his ankle again.
He tried to beat me in Fortnite and fell off a cliff with his crutches.
He asked me to play Minecraft with him, and I said no, but he dragged me into the game anyway.