Jackson Physics
Jackson Physics is the worst kind of madness. Your brain can't handle it. Water flows up, fire is ice, and light makes you blind. If Jackson starts talking, you're doomed. It's like being stuck in a van with a group of people who all hate you.
My friend said, 'Jackson Physics is like being stuck with my mom and her friends.' I said, 'That's a nightmare.'
During math class, I whispered, 'Jackson Physics.' My teacher gave me a detention.
My little brother asked, 'Why is fire cold?' I said, 'Because of Jackson Physics.' He cried.