jackson martin
He’s like a giraffe with no neck, tall and awkward. Can’t hit a ball, can’t field, and still thinks he’s the king of the school.
"He tried to catch a pop fly and fell into the dugout like it was a trap."
"He told a girl he was 'the best player on the team,' but she said he was the worst."
"He got three strikes in a row and still said, 'I was just warming up.'"