Jackson Lanyon - If your name is Jackson Lanyon, you're a clumsy mess on a bi

If your name is Jackson Lanyon, you're a clumsy mess on a bike and only ride to the Yangs because you're too lazy to go anywhere else.

I tried to mountain bike with Jackson Lanyon, and he crashed into a bush. I didn’t even fall.

Jackson Lanyon said he was going to the Yangs. I asked why. He said, 'I don’t know, I just feel like it.'

Jackson Lanyon rides like he’s drunk and only goes to the Yangs because he’s too lazy to try anything else.