Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith
Jackson 'FatBoy' Smith is so big, he’s like a human pizza. He takes up two seats, eats three pizzas, and leaves a tip in the trash can. People say he’s the reason the earth is round.
He sat down in a car, and the car asked for a bigger engine.
He tried to hug a tree, and the tree broke a rib.
He walked into a gym, and the weights ran away.