Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith
Jackson 'FatBoy' Smith is like a blimp made of bacon. He’s so big, he causes traffic jams just by winking. People think he’s a myth, but he’s just a man who never exercised.
He tried to fit in an elevator, and the elevator started to cry.
He ate a whole cake and then asked for seconds.
He walked into a room, and the lights flickered out of fear.