Jackson Green
Jackson Green is a tiny little twerp who thinks he's 5'10 and acts like he owns the song 'Ophelia' because he plays it on every TikTok. He asks 'Is everything okay?' like it's a goddamn ritual and he's the only one who can answer it. He's got a ton of followers, but he's still single and weirdly obsessed with dirt and hates dolphins for no reason.
'Is everything okay?' said Jackson Green, as if he was the king of the universe.
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt and captioned it 'My daily dose of madness.'
He said dolphins are 'overrated sea bitches' and drew a stick figure with a mustache to prove it.