Jackson Green
Jackson Green is a tiny, scrawny little twerp who lies about his height and thinks he's some kind of music god. He plays 'Ophelia' on every goddamn TikTok and asks 'Is everything okay?' like it's some kind of sacred ritual. He eats dirt, hates dolphins, and still can't get a date even though he's got two fan groups that act like he's a god.
He said 'Is everything okay?' while eating dirt and looking like he was about to cry.
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt and said 'This is what a real man does.'
He said dolphins are 'overrated sea bitches' and drew a stick figure with a mustache to prove it.