Jackson Four
The Jackson Four is the group of friends you left behind because they were too dumb to stay cool. They still think they’re your best friends.
"My Jackson Four showed up at my concert. I had to pretend I didn’t know them."
"I got a message from my Jackson Four. It said, 'You forgot us.' I replied, 'Good.'"
"My Jackson Four tried to talk to me at the grocery store. I walked out."