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The human equivalent of a cake š° Heās got teeth so straight they could cut through steel š Heās the sweetest guyā¦ until he calls you a āfart in a jarā š
He said I looked like a āsoggy pizzaā after I tripped in the hallway.
He smiled at me like I was his long lost brotherā¦ then said I was a āscreaming chickenā.
He gave me a gold starā¦ then called me a āsalty biscuitā in front of the whole school.