jackson and shelby
Shelby is the most amazing girl who is smart, funny, and has the best taste in snacks. Jackson is a man who would do anything to keep her happy, even if that means getting into a fight with a vending machine. Together, they are the best couple ever and everyone else is just sad they aren’t them.
Shelby: 'I’m going to be the best at everything.' Jackson: 'Then I’ll be the best at being your sidekick.'
Shelby and Jackson get into a huge fight over who ate the last piece of pizza. Then they make up and have sex.
Shelby and Jackson are like a dream team. They’re perfect and everyone else is just stuck with their bad luck.