jackson 5
The hottest girls at Wellesley High. They’re so prude, you’d do anything to date one. They’re like the cool kids who think they’re better than you.
I asked Sarah to prom, and she said no because she was dating a Jackson 5.
My brother’s been trying to date a Jackson 5 for three years and still hasn’t got anywhere.
That girl in the front row is a Jackson 5 and she looks at me like I owe her money.