Jackson 5 It - A warning that you’re about to get hit so hard, you’ll quest

A warning that you’re about to get hit so hard, you’ll question your life choices.

He said 'Jackson 5 It' and I got hit so hard, I saw my mom’s face in the ceiling.

She told me to shut up or I’d get a Jackson 5 It. I shut up.

I got a Jackson 5 It and now I think I’m going to die.