Jacksmart
A guy who acts like he’s the brainiest person in the world, even though he just remembered what he was talking about. He drops a comment so sharp, it makes your brain feel like it's been stabbed with a pencil.
Jack says, 'I knew that was going to happen,' right after you drop your phone in the toilet.
He calls a traffic jam 'a strategic slowdown,' and everyone just stares at him.
He says, 'I had this all figured out,' after you take 20 minutes to find his shoes.