Jacksimp
A dude who thinks Viggo Mortensen’s toes being broken in The Two Towers is the greatest thing ever, and laughs at everyone else for not caring. They even call Christopher Tolkien a failure.
'That toe break was the most important part of the movie. The rest? Just filler.'
'Christopher Tolkien is a failure. He didn’t even make Viggo break his toes properly.'
'I would’ve watched that scene forever. The rest of the movie was trash.'