Jackscrew
A total idiot who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, but their brain is just a hole.
Jackscrew told me the moon was made of cheese. I told them it wasn’t. They still didn’t get it.
Jackscrew tried to explain calculus like it was a lullaby. It’s not. It’s just confusing.
Jackscrew was bragging about their IQ, but they didn’t even know what IQ meant.