jacks mum is fit
Your mom is so fit she could give a fax machine a complex and a nyash a heart attack.
My mom is so fit she could make a fax machine drop dead and a nyash pass out.
I swear my mom is hotter than a fax machine in a sauna and a nyash in a dungeon.
My mom is so fit she could give a fax machine a headache and a nyash a panic attack.