jackpotchae
Jackpotchae is like a 24/7 drama queen who also happens to be a K-pop detective. They find songs in the most random places and then yell about it until the ceiling shakes.
Jackpotchae: 'I found a new song in the cereal box! You’re all losers!' (yelling at the class during lunch.)
Jackpotchae: 'You didn’t hear the song? You’re blind and deaf!' (screaming at a kid who was eating a sandwich.)
Jackpotchae: 'I’m going to cry in your math test! You asked for it!' (threatening a kid during multiplication.)