Jackpot of Jack Squat
The kind of nothing that hits you like a brick and then laughs at you.
You won the lottery. The prize was $5 and a coupon. Jackpot of Jack Squat.
She told you she’d cook dinner. She burned the bread and forgot the meat. Jackpot of Jack Squat.
He said he’d take you on a vacation. He took you to a hotel with no beds. Jackpot of Jack Squat.