jackplomacy - Jackplomacy is when you start with a soft insult and then tu

Jackplomacy is when you start with a soft insult and then turn it into a full-blown attack. It's like getting a hug and then being tackled by a bull.

Hey man, I heard you said I had a bad haircut... and that my brain was full of lint.

You said I was average... and that my average was lower than a toddler's math score.

I heard you said I was okay... and that okay was the last stop on the bus to nowhere.