jackplomacy
Jackplomacy is when you say something nice and then rip it apart like a magician tearing up a card. It's smooth at first, then it gets wild.
You said I was easy to work with... then you said I was easy to work with like a broken printer.
You said I was reliable... then you said I was reliable like a vending machine that only gives you gum when you're not looking.
You said I was calm... then you said I was calm like a calm storm that forgot how to be calm.