jackplomacy
Jackplomacy is when you say something polite and then follow it up with the worst possible insult. It's like getting a compliment and then getting stabbed.
You said I was good... then you said I was good like a good excuse for being bad.
You said I was smart... then you said I was smart like a smart bomb.
You said I was kind... then you said I was kind like a kind of sad.