jackplomacy
Jackplomacy is like starting a fight with a smile and ending it with a punch to the face. You're nice, then you're nasty.
You said I was fine... then you said I was fine like a broken toaster.
You called me a friend... then you called me a friend who failed a test on friendship.
You said I was cool... then you said I was cool like a lukewarm cup of coffee.