jackpine savage
A jackpine savage is a person from northern Minnesota who lives in a snowstorm and thinks it’s summer. They wear boots in July and carry enough guns to take down a bear and a cop.
My uncle drove through savage territory and got shot by a guy who thought he was stealing his Toyota.
I saw a savage trying to put a broken tractor in his yard and it was still running.
My cousin’s dog ran away and got eaten by a savage who said it was a ‘tax deduction’.