Jackov Buddy
When you're so desperate for a hard-on that you're basically begging someone else to cum with you over the phone or text like two lonely worms in a seafood market.
Hey bro, I’m about to explode, you wanna cum together?
I’m sitting here with my pants around my ankles, and you’re still talking to me like I’m normal.
I just got out of the shower and I’m already texting you like I’m on fire.