Jackov Buddy - When you and another person are both so stiff that you're ba

When you and another person are both so stiff that you're basically trying to cum over the phone like it's the only way to survive.

I just got out of bed and I'm already texting you like it's a life-or-death situation.

I'm eating cereal and I'm thinking about you like it's my last meal.

I just saw a cat and I thought of you.