Jackophobia
A fear of a tiny, hairy British guy named Jack who hits you with a broom and says bad words.
Jack hit me with a broom and said, 'You're a twit!' I was so embarrassed.
Jack chased me through the park yelling 'I'll get you, you blithering idiot!' I ran like a madman.
I saw Jack in the street and he said, 'You're a complete prat!' I ran away like my pants were on fire.
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