Jackopass
You bring a pumpkin to a bar, ask for a knife, start carving it, get too wasted, and leave it for other people to finish because you can’t handle your own mess.
I brought a pumpkin to the bar, asked for a knife, carved it for a bit, then left it there and said, 'I’m out, I’m too drunk.'
He asked for a knife, started carving a pumpkin, then left it there and said, 'I can’t finish this, I’m too wasted.'
She took a knife, carved a pumpkin halfway, then said, 'This is your problem now, I’m out.'